zeldathemes
Procrastination at its finest
Hihi!! I'm Maria~
I'm 16 and telling you right away, I'm very..peculiar. Feel free to get to know me--if you dare >:D

This blog is basically everything I think is funny or worth re/blogging :DDD
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slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

orange-plum:

happycontender:

they saw the chance

You’re forgetting the best one

humorking:

me auditioning to model

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swerveycorps:

i have 3 moods for characters:

  • the ruler of my heart please step on me 
  • precious child must be protected at all costs 
  • complete trash yet ironically my favorite character

foreveralone-lyguy:

I found a real angry bird today

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chigypt:

conelradstation:

George Carlin, Jammin’ In New York, 1992

This is from ‘92 bruh…

dadsofficial:

So apparently it’s a turnoff to yodel during sex?

caseyanthonyofficial:

drunktrophywife:

caseyanthonyofficial:

drunktrophywife:

Is it illegal to have sex in a dressing room

I’ve gotten in trouble for jerking it in one so

But is it
illegal

I jerked off in a dressing room do I sound like a lawyer

keytotruth:

video games are a wonderful escape from reality until you see your reflection in the loading screen

asnku:

living with terrorists, putting strawberry flavored pocky in her curry

Lisa’s living life on the fucking edge

hardollarsign:

flyawaymax:

fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick

do you have a fucking nuclear generator as your battery

hardollarsign:

flyawaymax:

fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick

do you have a fucking nuclear generator as your battery

fostershomeforfakebitches:

This scene changed my life forever

thatseanguyblogs:

starkiest:

startrekrenegades:

What’s better than a waterslide? A tiny waterslide for ducklings! [x]

OH MY GOD

All the things are better.